You might be thinking that having Madonna as a neighbor would be pretty awesome. You could bake pies together. You could gossip. You could exchange bustiers. It would be great.

But as it turns out, the Material Girl is louder than the newlyweds next door banging away every five minutes.

According to reports, Madonna is using her Manhattan residence, not for sleeping and cooking and living, but for dancing.  Yep, she’s turned her place into a rehearsal studio, forcing residents to endure blaring music, stomping and shaking walls for hours at a time.

Sucks to have your “CSI: Miami” drowned out by the flapping of pasties all night long

The situation has gotten so bad that one resident, Karen George, has filed a lawsuit to get Madonna to pipe down.

“I just want our neighborhood to get back to normal,” one resident said. “You can barely hear the gunfire on the streets at night.”