Stoner.... perfect last name.

You can call Reba Stoner a lot of things. Persistent. Frugal. Innovative. We’ll just go with certifiably insane. Why? Because early this week she began waiting in line for a sale. A sale that doesn’t begin for 240 hours.

Stoner, who drove all the way from Texas will be making a public nuisance and spectacle of herself in front of Denver’s Sniagrab, a trendy ski shop that is having a 50% off sale come Labor Day.

Man, and we  thought it was bad waiting behind the sweaty trailer park mom with 19 kids and 3 shopping carts of WalMart crap.  That’s nothing compared to camping outside a strip mall with nothing but a sack of sunflower seeds and a cooler full of goat’s milk.

Sucks to be that desperate to save a few bucks, Reba.

Our advice to the crazy little Girl Scout? Don’t wait outside the store. Break into  it. Because if they catch you and send you to jail, they’ll feed you, clothe you and give you a place to take a crap.