Posts Tagged ‘laugh’

SUCKS TO BE the future cause of your best friend's divorce

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Sure, when a guy loses his drawers, it’s sophomorically funny.

When he drops trow on the altar at a wedding, it’s sinfully funny.

But it ain’t going to be so humorous in a couple years when this comes back to haunt your best buddy.

He’ll be fighting with his old lady one day, when she gets fed up with his bullshit and breaks out the big knives, “This marriage is a joke to you, isn’t it. You’ve never taken it seriously. You laughed your way through our vows, for Christ’s sake.” And in every spat the couple has thereafter, she’s got that knife drawer wide open.

And you, Best Man, can take some sucky karma credit for that.