Sometimes, it’s not good to be lucky. In fact, in this case, it’s downright awful.

But who does it suck to be worse?

• The poor tattoo artist who not only has to stare at this lady’s forest and tributaries for hours, but has to do it with a straight face, knowing the tat he’s so carefully applying is patently false?
• The dude who thinks he’s about to get lucky with said woman, goes south and discovers this travesty of the body as art?
• Or the woman who seriously thinks that putting these two irremovable words right “there” is a smart fucking idea, before popping out 7 kids and forgetting how to use a razor?

Whatever the case, we’re not talking about a case of luckiness. We’re talking about some major, major suckiness.

Thanks to Joe Stanfa for submitting this pic to STBY.