Rock 'n roll, John Denver. Rock 'n fuckin' roll.

When it comes to embarrassing moments, there are few things on earth more humiliating than getting caught with a blowup doll in a grocery store parking lot, letting out a loud one in a crowded elevator, or waking up after a night of popping ecstasy to find 54 tattoos on your face.

Then there’s the Wisconsin man who was issued a $210 ticket by police for “unnecessary loud noise” coming from his apartment. The source of all the racket? He was “rocking out” to John Denver.

Just how Rocky Mountain High do you have to be to get all American-Idol with The Bad Pilot? What was next on your agenda, bonging beers and playing naked Guitar Hero to Simon and Garfunkel? Breaking out the 8-piece-pots-and-pans drumset for an arena rock session of Patty Griffin?

Sucks to have your one-man party broken up by the fuzz.