Like most young couples, Erin Heather and Mark Weber dreamed of getting married and starting a family. But unlike most couples, they thought it would be a good idea to do both at the same time.

That’s right, Erin and Mark decided to tie the knot while cutting the cord, and held their nuptial right in the delivery room of a Madison, Wisconsin hospital.

Needless to say the Society page wasn’t there snapping photos. And the aunts and uncles that usually show up at these things for the free booze and the Chicken Cordon Bleu, all decided to pass in favor of not throwing up in their oxygen masks.

The whole event was arranged by Erin and Mark so that their child — who decided to arrive early —  would not be born a hopeless bastard with no chance at future.

So with a wedding party consisting of a nurse with ice chips, an anesthesiologist with a very long needle and a doc with really cold hands, Erin and Mark said their “I dos.”

We’re happy to report that after the ceremony, Erin gave birth to healthy baby girl… who also happened to catch the bouquet.