The little brat.

You know your life sucks when your daddy has to call 911 to get you to clean your messy bedroom.

But it’s doubly sucky if you’re 28 freakin’ years old and your daddy has to call 911 to get you to clean your messy bedroom.

Just ask Andrew Mizsak, Jr. of Bedford, Ohio—the world’s biggest and oldest loser.

Andrew lives with his parents. Uncommon for a guy who’s pushing 30. But the fact that the dude still can’t pick up his dirty socks when he’s done with them is simply unheard of.

What gives, Andy? Too busy raiding the parents’ fridge of their juice boxes and Go-gurts? Too busy watching their free cable? Too busy laying around hoping you get a girlfriend?

Get off your lazy- 28-year-old ass and put your crap away. It’s bad enough that you’re too unmotivated to find an apartment of your own. You can at least get up the energy to find a hamper for your batman pajamas and XXXL Underoos.

Luckily for Andrew, his daddy did not press charges.  Instead, Andrew is grounded  for a week.

Sucks to be you, Andrew.