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Two homeless men from the streets of Fort Lauderdale, 45-year-old Jimmy Graviett and 32-year-old Robert Gallant, have been charged with second-degree murder of another homeless man, 45-year-old Bradley Schmidt.
If convicted of the hobocide, the two suspects face a possible life sentence of cable television, a warm bed, clean orange clothing, excellent healthcare, a members-only gym and 3 meals a day. Talk about hitting the jackpot.
Makes freezing your ass off in a corner bus stop sucking on a forty of Old English and a handful of stubbed out cigarette butts seem like cruel and unusual punishment.
Sucks to be a Florida taxpayer. Because you, my friend, are the one getting prison-raped.
