Boo!
A New Zealand man who claims two ghosts were removed from his house and are now captured in vials of holy water is selling the spirits on an internet auction website.
The seller, known as Melvin S on www.trademe.co.nz, says that until an exorcism was performed by a spiritualist, Casper and Slimer would terrorize him by switching lights on and off, scaring the dog and moving crap around the house.
He says the holy water he’s auctioning off used to be clear but now it’s blue because the spirits are inside. And he’s selling the bottles of bullshit…er…blue shit for approximately $1,200 US.
To the gullible rich imbecile who buys the bottled spirits, we hope they’re real. So real that they turn your house into a Hitchcock-esque paranoia-filled nightmare that never stops, scaring the bejeezus out of you so bad you never sleep. Because if you ever had any desire to get a wink of shuteye again, you would have had the common sense to buy a much cheaper bottled spirit. Which goes by the name of Jack Daniels.
If you think it’s difficult paying for college in the states, try enrolling in New Zealand.
Attention handymen of New Zealand: Put down the nail gun. Drop the power painter. Move away from the instruction manual on how to rewire your house.
SUCKS TO BE VICKI WALKER. RECENTLY, SHE GOT 
