If you thought it was bad being stuck on a flight next to “Big-Fat-I-Want-To-Use-You-As-A-Pillow” Guy or “Great! I-Have-Four- Hours-to-Tell-You-About-My-Grandkids” Lady or “Never-Been-on-a-Plane-So-I’ll-Puke-in-This-Bag” Dude, quit complaining.
Because at least you weren’t assigned a seat next to Keith Wright, a guy who decided to go au natural during his trip.
Hey, we know the restrictions on carry-on luggage are getting more stringent, but someone needs to tell Keith that carrying a pair of pants and a shirt around your body is still OK.
The incident occurred on US Airways flight 705 that was headed from North Carolina to Los Angeles. But when Mr. Wright performed his in-flight strip tease, the crew treated it as the entertainment equivalent of a terrorist attack and made an emergency landing in Albuquerque, NM.
Passengers were understandably upset. “When he laid the SkyMall catalog on his lap, I almost passed out,” commented one women. “I really wanted to find a birthday present in there for my husband.”
So the next time you’re stuck in the middle seat and really, really really have to pee, remember – it could be worse.
You know, after all the uncharacteristic morbidity at STBY over the last two days, we thought we’d add a little levity to our Saturday edition. But, to be honest, there is nothing funny about 
And trousers. This recession thing has officially hit an all-time low.
It’s one thing to fall going down the slopes. It’s quite another to fall on your way up. 
