One way to get past the new Saudi Naughty Law

Personalized license plates have long been a forum for self-expression. It was how people tweeted before there was a Twitter.

Using the seven tiny characters available, folks could express their political views. Their sexual preferences. Their current state of mind. Or even their opinions about their rivals.

Of course this is the good old USA, where freedom of speech has been a God-given right.

And then there’s Saudi Arabia. It seems those desert-wandering oil-hoarding bullies are clamping the proverbial muzzle of their own people by instituting a law that forbids any license plate deemed lewd or obscene. The first naughty plate to be banned? The one that read, USA.

Really? Well we have one thing to say to you, Saudi BMV: FU Q 2.

Political tensions aside, the law is a real downer for young Saudis who want to demonstrate their juvenile sense of humor or treat the tailgater behind them to a little levity.

So, folks, forget about that plate you want that says,  GR8LA or 12IN PNS or SUKMYTT. They’re all forbidden. And all we have to say to that is: SUX2BU.