Sucks To Be You blog » Pelican Larry’s http://suckstobeyoublog.com Reveling in others' misfortune. Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:09:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 SUCKS TO BE bar hopping with Cheryl Ann Kepsel http://suckstobeyoublog.com/2009/11/28/sucks-to-be-bar-hopping-with-cheryl-ann-kepsel/ http://suckstobeyoublog.com/2009/11/28/sucks-to-be-bar-hopping-with-cheryl-ann-kepsel/#comments Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:12:23 +0000 Mike http://suckstobeyoublog.com/?p=4376 kepsel_t607Cheryl Ann Kepsel has a hobby. She likes to pound a few brews and then start pounding man sack with her fists.  Just ask the barflies at Pelican Larry’s Bar & Grill in Naples, Florida –  most of whom are now buckled over on the floor wondering if their falsetto will ever go away.

It seem that this week, Cheryl Ann made her way around the bar, punching each beau in the nads.  To Cheryl Ann’s credit, if you’re trying to get more attention than those hotty sluts in the low-cut jeans, this is certainly one way to do it.

But maybe it’s not the best way.

When a bouncer asked Sugar Ray Kepsel to leave the establishment, she threw her drink in his face, and charged at him, attempting to knee him in the groin.

When the bouncer grabbed Kepsel to remove her from the bar, she then started punching, kicking, scratching, biting and generally “acting crazy.” She also tried to grab the bouncer’s crotch and neck.

Didn’t see that one coming, now, did we?

So as a public service to all men who eventually want to father children: Stay the hell away from Pelican Larry’s bar. And Cheryl Ann’s knuckles

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