Sex? With you? Uh...no.

If you ever wondered why the Kenyans can run a marathon like it’s some sort of all-out sprint, here’s your answer: They’re making a beeline for the Tanzanian border to get a little strange.

Why? Because all the women of their nation — even old bags with the tits hanging to their ankles — are refusing to do the deed.  It’s all part of their attempt to protest the political conditions in their country.

Man…and we thought Jane Fonda was annoying.

For the men of Kenya this is a declaration of war. Already, they have filed a complaint with the Geneva Convention on grounds that this action constitutes torture.They’ve also requested that the Red Cross air drop a plane-load of emergency supplies. Namely a year’s subscription to Penthouse and a vat of Vasoline.