The killer

There are a lot of ways to go. But this might be the strangest. Nicola Paginton, a 30-year-old nanny from England died of heart arrhythmia brought on by her self-induced state of sexual arousal.

Yep Ron Jeremy and a vibrating wand conspired to kill her.

Granted, there are suckier ways to kick the bucket. But to be found by the coroner with your g-string down to your ankles and an ElectroDix still trying to mount you, that’s a pretty crappy way to say goodbye to the world.

And the suckiest part of it all? The movie was a one-day rental. And we’re pretty sure she’s not going to get it back in time.

Sucks to have late fees.