Welcome to the City of Duggar
Michelle Duggar is going to have a baby. Now, you might not think that news like this would be “Sucks to be You” worthy, until you consider the fact that Mrs. Duggar has already pushed out 18 little ones through her cooch.
That’s right, Michelle has enough kids to field an entire baseball team. And their opponent.
And it appears that she and her sperm machine Jim Bob will continue to rub uglies until they make enough people to fill the stands, too.
While this may be sucky for Michelle’s girl parts, which are ramping up for the XIX edition of vomiting and stretching and tearing and pushing, it’s even worse news for the Duggar naming committee. You see, Michelle and Jim Bob have made it a mandate in their little metropolis that all the children’s names begin with the letter J. Already they’ve used up Josh, Jordyn-Grace, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah and Jennifer.
If our research staff is correct, the only thing left is Jay-Z.
Sucks to be that kid when it peeks its head out of Michelle in nine months.
