A regulation which just passed in Glasgow, Scotland requires parents to accompany their children everywhere within licensed establishments such as a restaurants. And by children, it means anyone under the age of 16. And by everywhere, it means the bathroom, too.

Being a teenager these days already sucks enough. First, your mum friends you on Facebook and tells your girlfriend that you still sleep with a blankie. Now she’s passing you the TP while you’re pinching a loaf at an Italian restaurant. Even crappier, you’re obliged to accompany her to the women’s restroom if her bowels start to rumble.

Sucks to witness your mom letting go—of everything but you.