Charles Phillips, it sucks bad enough that your wife found out about your 8-year affair with YaVaughnie Wilkins. Because even though you and the old lady “reconciled,” we know damn well that every day she’ll give you an earful and never a mouthful.

But to make matters suck harder, every woman in New York City, Atlanta and San Francisco now knows you’re a filthy philanderer. As you found out, hell hath no fury like YaVaughnie Wilkins’ scorn. You may have dumped her, but she got the last word. Basically, she said, “F-YOU” on billboards seen by millions.