Sucks to be arrested for a DUI when you’re a Senator.
Sucks to be arrested for a DUI when you’re a Senator leaving a gay nightclub.
Sucks to be arrested for a DUI when you’re a Senator leaving a gay nightclub which you shouldn’t be at because you are publicly known as a fierce opponent of gay rights.
Sucks to be you, Hypocrite Roy Ashburn (R-California). Because you are so never going to get laid by another dude again.
