Enough of us have woken up in the wee hours of the morning with a bar room surprise lying next to us. It’s shocking. It’s horrifying. But when we finally calm the demons in our heads and wipe the vodka gimlet out of our eyes, we take responsibility for dragging the roadkill into our beds. And we repent by vowing sobriety for all eternity. Or at least until the nausea goes away.

And then there’s the story of some Queenstown, Austrailia hotel occupants who went to bed as a couple, and woke up as a threesome. Normally, we here at STBY would applaud that kind of upgrade. But not this time.

It seems a nude drunk man was wandering the halls of the hotel and mistakenly staggered into the couple’s room. Apparently, he was so looped that he didn’t recognize the bed was already occupied. So, he snuggled his way in between the couple to sleep off his blindness.

When the woman rolled over to spoon her beloved, she got a huge whiff of sweaty stranger pubes and hurl.

Sucks to be subjected to that kind of breaking and entering.

Needless to say, the woman ran, the man yelled and the drunk man was escorted away. Although we’re pretty sure he was charged for his third of the room.