It’s one thing to have your drunk roomie, your children or your mom walk in on you while you’re grinding uglies with your little lady. It’s quite another when a police officer with a taser gun and an itchy finger ruins the mood.
But for one Seattle, Washingon Casanova, that’s exqctly what happened.
The menage a trois of sorts, took place around 2 a.m. when a deputy responded to a complaint of loud music. As the patrol car approached the home, its lights passed over a couple having sex on the lawn.
The couple began to put their clothes on, and the deputy approached them to ask for identification. The woman screamed and ran away. The man approached the deputy, and was then shot with a taser gun.
Apparently the man would not “put down his weapon.”
The shot to the chest was not the climax Loverboy was hoping for. And instead of spending the rest of the night spooning the old lady, he bunked in a drunk tank with the Pearl Jam fan club.
Sucks to have the mood completely ruined.

The student union at Cambridge University’s Newnham College e-mailed the school’s 400 undergraduate students, asking them to be 
Oooooooooooops. Before you put funny fake phone numbers on your kids’ jog-a-thon t-shirts, you might want to actually call that number. And if a horny little ho picks up on the other end and tells you how she’s going to do things with your thing in ways you never thought of, you might want to replace that number with a cute picture of a dog, or something.
If you’re bangin’ away in steel cage full of old pizza boxes, moldy cheese and used tampons, then your life pretty much sucks. But for two Wichita, Kansas horndogs who found the stench of maggots too powerful an aphrodisiac, the odor ended up being the good part.
Cue the porn music folks, because the horn dogs at Syracuse are going to be getting it on threesome-style. Unfortunately, that third person jumping in the sack isn’t going to be some hotty from the Alpha Lambda Nympho sorority. It’s going to be some nerd from the research lab.
“I’ve got a headache.”


