"I'll eat the pig testicles if you think it'll make me cool."

There’s The Double Dare. The Double Dog Dare.  And the little known Double Pig Testicle Dare. The latter of which one 15-year-old Plano, Texas student decided to try.

The boy, whose name was not released but will forever be known as “The Nut Gnasher,” took his “friends” up on a challenge in which they offered him $50 to eat the man sack of the fetal pig they were dissecting.

Hey, we know the creamed corn the cafeteria ladies serve is crap, but still, dude…pig balls? And the worst part is (yes it gets worse) the delicacy was slathered, not in buffalo sauce, but in formaldehyde — a deadly poison that sent the Testes Taster to the emergency room.

Luckily, Ball Boy survived. But his reputation is still on life support. Because let’s face it, the Shepton High School class isn’t going to let him forget his adventure in eating. And no girl with any desire to wear a prom dress is going to kiss a guy who kissed pig balls. Ever.

Lesson learned: don’t eat your science experiment. Ever.