A couple in Spain was recently sent to jail for tying the knot.

We know, many of you out there consider marriage a life sentence in itself (albeit with better chow and prettier shower partners), but this isn’t the “oh my God she’s nagging me and forcing me to watch Glee ” sort of confinement.

This is real jail. With mad-at-the-world bunkies and pricky wardens.

The husband and wife, who have been identified only as 4563462 and 4787233, were arrested for breaching an order which forbade them from coming within 500 meters of each other.

The distancing decree was imposed on the love birds when they gave the marriage thing its first go-around and decided to use that time to beat the living wedding vows out of each other.

But after a year off from bickering and yelling and creating a public nuisance,  the Dueling Lovers thought they’d patch things up. And when Civil Guard officers discovered them together in their home town of Motril, Spain, they hauled ‘em off to the license plate factory.

The man was sentenced to six months; the wife, to four. And to think all they wanted was some good, loud make-up sex.