When your liquored up friend calls you to pick him up from the pokey, your first instinct is to jump in the car and help.

But if you happen to stumble to the car, plant your face in the windshield a couple times, and take 20 minutes to insert the key into the key hole, instincts might tell you to just head back to the puke-filled floor you were sleeping on and let your Boone’s Farm-filled pal pay his debt to society.

Of course, if you’re drunk, your instincts might not work so well. As  Stacy Kolinski found out.  Stacy decided that her own inebriation was no reason to keep out of the car or off the road. So, when her buddy George Reddick called, she threw her half-drunk beer into a pile of empties and hauled her full-drunk body to the police station. When she arrived, the cops—who by this time has a lot of practice recognizing drunks—gave her her own sobriety test. She promptly blew the lights out of the breathalyzer (a whopping .20 blood alcohol level), and joined her buddy in the fingerprint line.

Sucks to be that drunk and stupid.

No word on who picked Stacy and George up. But rumor has it, it might have been Nick Nolte.