Lisa Lewis is a self-proclaimed “international star, exotic dancer and soft porn star.” She bethinks herself a “classy” dame. And now, she can also call herself unemployed. Because during a recent pole-slide at Sexpo, her place of gainful employment, Lisa’s “too risque” behavior got her stripped of her dental floss uniform.

Lisa had already received a slap on the tits…er…wrist once before for her raunchy antics. But she crossed the line this time, “putting her hands in her underpants,” Sexpo general manager Rob Godwin said with regard to why he gave her the pink slip. (If it were up to us, we would have given her an Oscar.)

WTF? Isn’t risque behavior one of the job requirements for shaking your bare ass and funbags in a complete stranger’s face?

Well, as it turns out, Godwin hasn’t heard the last from Lisa Lewis. She’s now claiming that during one of her final slut struts, she broke her nose on a faulty strip pole—which she had insisted be fixed before her routine.

Lisa, it sucks to have your career ruined by a little public masturbation. But what really sucks is that you broke your nose on a stip pole. Because judging from some of the moves we’ve seen at gentlemen’s clubs, the last thing you’d want near that pole is your nose.