Can I interest you in a Prius, sir?

Starting next year, GM will cease production of their gasoline-inhaling mobile homes more commonly known as the Hummer.

The vehicle, which was first used in the Persian Gulf War to run over anyone holding a picture of Saddam Hussein became popular in the States with those looking to pancake Honda Civics and SmartCars.

Nevermind that it couldn’t fit in an ordinary garage or that it cost somewhere in the vicinity of a house payment to fill its tank, the Hummer was THE American ride.

And, now what have we got to choose from? F’ing Kias and Hyundais.

WTF, GM? We bail your ass out of ineptitude, and this is the thanks we get? You do realize there are fossil fuels left to burn, ice caps left to melt and student drivers left to scare the living shit out of?

And you were aware that small men compensate with big cars, weren’t you? So unless you plan on paying for a bunch of therapy appointments and penile implants, call up the Auto Union and crank up your assembly line.

Because we ain’t driving your fucking hybrids. Not here in the good old U.S. of A.