Attention United Airlines, if you’re going to let your clumsy baboon-brained baggage handlers toss around a passenger’s $3400 Taylor guitar and turn it into a worthless pile of Taylor wood chips, you might want to make sure the said passenger doesn’t have another guitar at home. Because he might just decide to write a song about his adventures and then make a music video exposing you as the no-heart, all-thumbs jerks that you are.
Musician/passenger Dave Carroll’s little ditty is called, appropriately enough, “United Breaks Guitars.” The video is funny. And the song ain’t half bad.
Hey, United, you’re probably wishing you broke his video camera, too.
