If you missed the MTV Video Music Awards, you missed one hell of a Kanye West performance. He didn’t dance. And he didn’t rap. He got up on stage and did his best impression of an asshole.

You see, when the crack panel of MTV video judges gave singer Taylor Swift the statue for Best Female Video, Kanye was outraged. In fact, he was so put off that his choice, Beyonce, didn’t win, that he grabbed the mic from Swift and proclaimed that the judges got it wrong.

Uh, Kanye. The votes have been cast, and you didn’t get one. You’re not in Florida. And there won’t be a recount. So why don’t you just sit your ass down and watch the show like everyone else.

And if you really feel like you need to spew uneducated, hateful opinions at everyone, why don’t you apply for Sean Hannity’s job?