Abstinence must be suck so bad, new research shows, that even the holy-rollers who take public virginity pledges until marriage can’t keep their undies on. The study also found that these self-respecting teens take fewer precautions against STDs and pregnancy than their sexed-up peers who are going straight to hell. For God’s sake, kids, wear a raincoat. Because nothing is suckier than incurable sores on your crotch.
