Peyton Manning may have lost a bit of confidence after Sunday’s Super Bowl loss to the New Orleans Saints. But as it turns out, one fan in Florida had even more skin in the game than the two teams testing their manhood on the gridiron.

As if it weren’t punishment enough to listen to Carrie Underwood shatter glass with her off-key rendition of the National Anthem or to watch a group of geriatrics perform a snoozefest of songs that even they struggle to remember, 42-year-old Vinh Pham went home after a Superbowl party in Key West with a bottle of Bud Light decorating his face and a set of punctured testicles.

Allegedly, Pham was asked to leave the party at around 2 a.m. by Y Le, the host of the pigskin bash. Pham refused, so Le not only proceeded to kick his ass but also unleashed a fistful of fury on his balls.

Sucks to be cracking peanuts between your fingers one minute, then experiencing things from the perspective of those nuts the next.

"I'll eat the pig testicles if you think it'll make me cool."

There’s The Double Dare. The Double Dog Dare.  And the little known Double Pig Testicle Dare. The latter of which one 15-year-old Plano, Texas student decided to try.

The boy, whose name was not released but will forever be known as “The Nut Gnasher,” took his “friends” up on a challenge in which they offered him $50 to eat the man sack of the fetal pig they were dissecting.

Hey, we know the creamed corn the cafeteria ladies serve is crap, but still, dude…pig balls? And the worst part is (yes it gets worse) the delicacy was slathered, not in buffalo sauce, but in formaldehyde — a deadly poison that sent the Testes Taster to the emergency room.

Luckily, Ball Boy survived. But his reputation is still on life support. Because let’s face it, the Shepton High School class isn’t going to let him forget his adventure in eating. And no girl with any desire to wear a prom dress is going to kiss a guy who kissed pig balls. Ever.

Lesson learned: don’t eat your science experiment. Ever.

a) Sucks to be hungry enough to eat testicles.

b) Sucks to get sick eating testicles.

c) Sucks to have testicles pumped out of your stomach.

But we’ll just leave it at this: Sucks to eat testicles. Period.

You see, it seems a group of Japanese diners – male diners –  are currently in the hospital after chowing down on tainted blowfish balls.

And while we’d like to express our sympathies to the gourmets, we can only say this: Serves you right.

Gentlemen, what in the hell are you thinking ordering fish ‘nads off the menu? There wasn’t lobster or crab cakes or sushi  that night?  You couldn’t have gone with the kid’s meal chicken nuggets?  Fish sack sounded the most appetizing?  Really?

C’mon. You’re all men. You all have testicles. You know what they look like. Do they seem like something that might taste good? Do they appear to be something you’d want to sautee in butter and garlic? Do they look like something that could use a nice garnish?

If you answered yes, well then, it sucks to be you.