Enjoy your new boobs in prison!

In an attempt to save her failing 7-month-old marriage to her husband William, Trista Joy Lathern went and got herself a set of new, voluptuous, expensive jigglies. But as you’ll see, things didn’t quite work out the breast…er…best for Trista.

The 24-year-old was arrested Wednesday on theft by deception charges after she allegedly lied about having breast cancer, watched as family and friends raised $10,000 for her at a benefit and then reportedly spent the proceeds on fake funbags. She also reportedly lied about chemotherapy to get time off of work and shaved her head to look the part of a cancer patient.

So it’s no big freakin’ surprise that William Lathern is filing for an annulment of their marriage. And everyone else—from Trista’s friends, coworkers and ordinary folks learning about this story—is secretly wishing her terminal sickness weren’t simply of the mental sort.