Frank Paul Reyos. Still available, girls!
Frank Paul Reyos had his day pretty much planned.
1) Put on tux.
2) Say “I do.”
3) Honeymoon!!
What he didn’t expect were some uninvited wedding guests showing up to ruin everything. You see, these particular Wedding Crashers weren’t carrying a present from the Bed, Bath and Beyond bridal registry, they were carrying an arrest warrant.
And they were coming to take the groom into custody.
As it turns out, Mr. Reyos wasn’t exactly Mr. Right. In fact, he was Mr. Wrong in so many ways. With numerous arrests for theft, robbery, aggravated robbery, assault, aggravated assault, and vehicle theft, Reyos was crowned Salt Lake City Public Enemy #1.
He was also crowned Utah’s Worst Tattoo Chooser of 2009.
Even so, it still sucks that he was carted off to the slammer with the wedding planner, the photographer and florist all watching. And it really sucks that he had to miss the band’s rendition of “Old Time Rock ‘n’ Roll.” And it really, really sucks that the $300 4-tiered wedding cake went completely to waste.
And to think his day started off so promising.
When Utah Senator Chris Buttars took the Senate floor recently, he proclaimed that gay people didn’t have any morals. And he compared gay activists to radical Muslims, saying they’re one of America’s greatest threats.
